Thursday 29 November 2007

Hakuna Matata!!!

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LIFE? what does this words means?? haha.. being alive?? something alive?? living?? haha.. depends la.. different people diffe definition.. but wat i wanna say is life should be HAKUNA MATATA!!!! hehe.. Means no responsibilities & no worries!! that shud be the way ppl live.. and that wat life shud be.. why we must hav responsibilities?? to make us grow?? to make us busy?? what ever!! to me responsibities is just making our life meaningless.. haha.. i really mean it... hehe.. and WORRIES.. why we must worry so much things?? just more white hair will grow.. and destroyed our sweet dream.. and and make our life shorter oni.. right??
ok.. back to hakuna matata.. hehe.. is from lion king!! ROAR!! hehe.. is how simba live after cheated by scar!! hehe.. scar told him to escape bcz simba causes his daddy death.. so he escaped so wont.. hehe.. iread the storey book couple minutes ago.. haha.. cousin 1.. hehe.. im not childish.. just wanna read to improve my english.. haha.. aiyo.. y talk talk har go to lion king geh.. hehe.. ok.. back to hakuna matata AGAIN!! hehe.. how would life be if life lyk hakuna matata?? hehe.. good or bad?? depends oso.. haha..someone would rather live surrounded by worries and responsibilities than free.. and someone just kil themself just bcz of a small little responsibilities.. hehe..
and actually what i wanna say is hakuna matata is great.. but not for all.. and no matter wat i would lyk to try hakuna matata bcz im now so damn freaking worried bout my PMR!!!! shit... everyday once im free i will just automatically think bout it.. ArH!!!! God set me free from worries!!!

Wednesday 28 November 2007

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rE: Fart..

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why do men fart more then women ? Women dont stop talking long enough to build up pressure..
while 96.3% of men admit to farting , only 2.1% of women will ever acknowledge they fart. Men let loose an average of 1-1.5 litre of gas a day.. with a average of 12 fart a day!! amazing right? is enough to full fill a balloon. and at 1956, Bernard Clemmens from London managed to sustain a fart for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.. Can u imagine that?? and that is recorded in the Guinness World Records...
the causeof excessive farting is TAKING TOO MUCH and TALKING WHILE EATING.. because of that wind will trappedin the system and will passes through into the small intestine where it mixed with other gases and burst out to an unsuspecting world...haha.. One of the biggest sources of this gas is EGGS... giving rise to what is known as the 'rotten egg fart'
the other biggest fart-producing foods is garlic, sunflowerseeds, onion, brocoli, breads, bun, beer, and even wine.. so as a result, vegetables is a fart-producing foods but with a lot lesser of smell.
wat even more unbelievable is even fart tat contain around 35% of methane gas will increased the rate of global warming.. haha..
so.. is the any "de-gas" solution?? SURE.. so anyone that fart very often should pay more attention on this part.. An obvious remedy is to serve up healthy meals and reduce eating fart-producing foods.. and you also can have a cup of peppermint tea. and try to avoid having meals that contain both corbohydrates and protein.
ATTENTION: Men should not be allowed to eat gas(fart)-producing foods within 2 hours before bed time..